I'm Maeve, 17, and I reblog whatever the fuck I want:)


British Blogger: Ok now listen here you dumb fockin Americans know what this is? *shows pic of bubblegum* We call this a Sniksmacksnibblebob which you uncultured fockin twats would know nothing about.

Me: Chill


Pros of wearing all black: looks so badass

Cons: everyone knows I had powdered donuts


we need a universal hand signal for “my parents don’t know about that”


So Sarah Paulson is upset with Sarah Paulson, because Sarah Paulson sings better than Sarah Paulson and now Sarah Paulson is thinking about killing Sarah Paulson

A progression of bad language



Kindergarten: Stupid. Oh gosh don’t tell anyone I said that.
Elementary school: What the heck.
Middle School: Damn it this is freaking dumb as hell
High school: what the fuck did you just say you little fucking shitbitchcuntfuck I will beat the dicks out of your ass

College: what the frick frack snick snack are u doing

(Source: hyvel)